I don’t get why girls on Maury are like…

customatic:

I AM A THOUSAND AND 10 PERCENT SURE HE IS THE FATHER!


IN THE CASE OF ______ , YOU ARE…NOT THE FATHER

and then shes like…

and I’m like….but she was a thousand and 10 percent sure

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The first time you saw porn on tumblr

poetrydreams:

“is this legal?!”

Now its just like:

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goinsteady:

ahaha you aint got to lie craig you aint got ta lie !

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That awkward moment when you get caught staring at your crush

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itsmeaginn:

nappy as fuck

im tryna git mi shyt like dis…lol w/o da patch

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Tigger got swag

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